That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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