So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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