sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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