ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Randomize
