East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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