She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You can't just leave with hair like that
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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