dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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