There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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