i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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