I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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