How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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