Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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