So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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