dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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