Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
