WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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