Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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