Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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