Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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