i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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