I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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