Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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