you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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