I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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