how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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