Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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