I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
They left me at home... I'm a liability
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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