Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
