The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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