Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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