He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
This is the high leading the old right now
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I am naked and annoyed.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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