Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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