Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Randomize
