who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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