apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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