it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Randomize
