Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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