Its about making memories worth repressing
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
i think my cat just said my name.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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