If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
