I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
did i just pee glitter
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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