Don't you send me to vm
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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