with your own penis?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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