I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
There r osticjed everywhere
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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