you would pick up someone in the library
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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