You're completely useless in the revolution.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Randomize
