we're blogging at a bar
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Randomize
