thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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