I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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