Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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