Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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