She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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