I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
He kissed a someone with a penis
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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