Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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