the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
zippers are such a cool invention
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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