I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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