Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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