did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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